The Colour Out of Deathlehem: An Anthology of Holiday Horrors for Charity

F’ ah’n’gha mgep’ai ya
Pa rum pum pum pum

A vulgtmor c’ need
Pa rum pum pum pum

l’ mgahnnn way llll f’
Pa rum pum pum pum

The r’luhhor ephainogephaii
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

Gn’th’bthnk f’ ephaineed
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ahhai f’ nog


Welcome back to Deathlehem, where…

…the holiday décor has a voracious appetite…
…your past can—and will—come back to haunt you…
…a one-night stand leads to an unexpected climax…
…a son brings home more than nightmares from his tour of duty…
…and many more!

Twenty-four more tales of holiday horrors to benefit
The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation